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Friday, December 28, 2007

Signs You Had Too Much Coffee - PART 3 - Joke

  • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

  • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

  • You’re so wired, you pick up AM radio.

  • People can test their batteries in your ears.

  • Your life’s goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

  • Instant coffee takes too long.

  • You channel surf faster without a remote.

  • When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”

  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can

  • You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil

  • You’d be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

  • You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

  • You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.

  • You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”

  • You get drunk just so you can sober up.

  • You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

  • Your Thermos is on wheels.

  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
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