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Friday, December 14, 2007

For Newfie Coffee Addicts - Signs you had TOO Much Coffee!

  • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

  • You ski uphill.

  • You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

  • You speed walk in your sleep.

  • You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”

  • You answer the door before people knock.

  • You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

  • You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.

  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

  • You sleep with your eyes open.

  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

  • The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

  • You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

  • You lick your coffeepot clean.

  • You spend every vacation visiting “Maxwell House.”

  • You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.

  • You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

  • You chew on other people’s fingernails.

  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
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