While out swimming with his girlfriend. One woman was distressed and said her boyfriend had just disappeared under the water and was far too long under. Bob jumped in and after 30 seconds dragged out a blue body. He started mouth to mouth. His girlfriend asked him, " how is it going". "terrible replied Bob. his breath is really bad." The distressed woman replied that's not my boyfriend, that's probably the man who disappeared under the ice one year ago."
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