Four married gentlemen go fishing. One of them was a Newfie. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the Newfie has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?"
Newfie: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the missus a nudge and said, " Fishing or S*x" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."
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