Whitney and Hillary...
I am available for portrait sketches like the ones above. I can also sketch or paint anything, such as your boat, your house, or anything you like!
This is a PERFECT gift idea! It is unique and original and will be appreciated!
Graham Matthews
Another hilarious funny jokes website:
A Toronto man with long, unkempt hair and beard,
wearing a long white robe and sandals, carries a sign
which reads, "The world will end at midnight."
Then he turns to reveal the back of the sign, which
reads, "12:30 in Newfoundland."
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Iceberg Picture
Dis' is a picture I received of a iceberg this summer. There were some humungous bergs round these parts lately.
Another hilarious funny jokes website:
A family moved from St. John’s, Newfoundland to Toronto.
The little boy in the family began attending the local school
and was soon the butt of jokes for kids who picked on him
for being a “goofy Newfie.”
One boy would show him a nickel and a dime, and ask him
if he wanted the BIG nickel, or the little dime. The little boy
would always take the BIG nickel, to the mirth of the other
kids.
A teacher watched this happen a couple of times, and then,
in exasperation, took the little boy aside. “Surely,” she said,
“you know the difference in value between a nickel and a dime.
Why do you let them do that to you?”
“Sure I know the difference,” the boy said. “But if I ever take
that dime, they’re going to stop giving me nickels.”
Another hilarious funny jokes website:
"One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter
and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch
wide and 50 feet long."
When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie
replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day,
and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."
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