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How do you figure this polar bear would know to be careful with the sign pointing in that direction? Well, even if it was... polar bears can't read anyway.. lol
This picture of the polar bear slipping on the ice is very funny just the same.
Har Har Har!! It wasn't the polar bear's fault that he slipped. They should have had a double sided sign! lol
A Newfie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please, I could never eat twelve pieces," replied the Newfie.
While out swimming with his girlfriend. One woman was distressed and said her boyfriend had just disappeared under the water and was far too long under. Bob jumped in and after 30 seconds dragged out a blue body. He started mouth to mouth. His girlfriend asked him, " how is it going". "terrible replied Bob. his breath is really bad." The distressed woman replied that's not my boyfriend, that's probably the man who disappeared under the ice one year ago."
