A Newf carried a sheep up to his bedroom and said 'this is the pig ive been fuking while you were away'
The wife looked at him and said 'thats a sheep not a pig'
The newf looked at his wife and said 'i wasnt talking to you'
How do you keep a Newfie from spending his welfare cheque???
Put it under his workboots
what is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
Having gone to grade 1 six times
what was the newfie doing in the lumber yard?
looking for the board of education
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