Funny Homer Simpson Quotes!
- All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
- But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
- 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
- I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
- Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
- Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
- Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
- Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
- Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
- When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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