A man's car stalled just outside of Gander one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a moose came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the moose.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met someone. The amazed man told the feller his story.
"Was it a large brown moose with a crooked left antler?" asked the feller.
"Yes, yes," the man replied.
"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Old Lefty," said the feller. "He doesn't know a thing about cars."
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Saturday, November 12, 2011
The Newfie and the Talking Moose - Funny Joke
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