More Funny Short Newfie Jokes!!

A Newf carried a sheep up to his bedroom and said 'this is the pig ive been fuking while you were away'
The wife looked at him and said 'thats a sheep not a pig'
The newf looked at his wife and said 'i wasnt talking to you'


How do you keep a Newfie from spending his welfare cheque???

Put it under his workboots


what is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?

Having gone to grade 1 six times


what was the newfie doing in the lumber yard?

looking for the board of education