I Get Hit By Train

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Newfie had decided to go on a hunting trip and were staying in a cabin in the woods.

They decided to go hunting one at a time, while the other two stayed and guarded the cabin. The Irishman goes out first and comes back with a fox.

He says, very simply, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch fox."

Then the Englishman goes out and comes back with a rabbit.

He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch rabbit."

Then it was the Newfie's turn.

He goes out and comes back limping and badly beaten up.

He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."

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