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Saturday, August 18, 2007
Graham Matthews - Newfoundland Artist
Whitney and Hillary...
I am available for portrait sketches like the ones above. I can also sketch or paint anything, such as your boat, your house, or anything you like!
This is a PERFECT gift idea! It is unique and original and will be appreciated!
Graham Matthews
Thursday, August 16, 2007
A Half a Hour Later...
A Toronto man with long, unkempt hair and beard,
wearing a long white robe and sandals, carries a sign
which reads, "The world will end at midnight."
Then he turns to reveal the back of the sign, which
reads, "12:30 in Newfoundland."
wearing a long white robe and sandals, carries a sign
which reads, "The world will end at midnight."
Then he turns to reveal the back of the sign, which
reads, "12:30 in Newfoundland."
Click here for more jokes and funny pics!
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Icebergs
Monday, August 6, 2007
Goofy Newfie’s BIG Nickel
A family moved from St. John’s, Newfoundland to Toronto.
The little boy in the family began attending the local school
and was soon the butt of jokes for kids who picked on him
for being a “goofy Newfie.”
One boy would show him a nickel and a dime, and ask him
if he wanted the BIG nickel, or the little dime. The little boy
would always take the BIG nickel, to the mirth of the other
kids.
A teacher watched this happen a couple of times, and then,
in exasperation, took the little boy aside. “Surely,” she said,
“you know the difference in value between a nickel and a dime.
Why do you let them do that to you?”
“Sure I know the difference,” the boy said. “But if I ever take
that dime, they’re going to stop giving me nickels.”
The little boy in the family began attending the local school
and was soon the butt of jokes for kids who picked on him
for being a “goofy Newfie.”
One boy would show him a nickel and a dime, and ask him
if he wanted the BIG nickel, or the little dime. The little boy
would always take the BIG nickel, to the mirth of the other
kids.
A teacher watched this happen a couple of times, and then,
in exasperation, took the little boy aside. “Surely,” she said,
“you know the difference in value between a nickel and a dime.
Why do you let them do that to you?”
“Sure I know the difference,” the boy said. “But if I ever take
that dime, they’re going to stop giving me nickels.”
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Newfie goes down to the village
"One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter
and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch
wide and 50 feet long."
When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie
replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day,
and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."
and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch
wide and 50 feet long."
When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie
replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day,
and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."