Anudder HUMUNGOUS moose!!!

Dat's one big moose!
We put em' to work ere' by's!! Har Har!!

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Newfoundlanders had heard stories of an amazing family tradition

Newfoundlanders had heard stories of an amazing
family tradition.

It seems that Len's father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.
On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club
for their first legal drink.  So when Len's 21st birthday
came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to
the middle of the lake.  Len stepped out of the boat and
nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.



Furious and confused, Len went to see his grandmother.
"Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across
the lake like my father, his father and his father before
him?"



Granny looked into Len's eyes and said, "Because, ya' dumb
arse, yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz
born in January, you wuz born in July."



Har Har Har!!!
Haven't updated this site fer awhile...busy workin' in the ol'
fishplant bys'! Keep checkin' back fer a scattered joke ere
and dere!

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British Airways flight for London Newfie Joke

British Airways flight for London

[The following messages were announced over the public address system at Toronto's Pearson International Airport...]

“British Airways flight for London leaves from Gate 2 at 12:00 hours.”

“Lufthansa flight for Frankfurt leaves from Gate 7 at 14:00 hours.”

“Air Canada flight for St. John's, Newfoundland, leaves when the small hand is on the 4 and the big hand is on the 12.”

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"Only Used Once" - Newfoundland Revolver lol

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Newfoundland Flag Verse

Click da pitcher so ye can read it, by's.

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The Irishman, the Englishman, and the Newfie

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Newfie had decided to go on a hunting trip and were staying in a cabin in the woods. They decided to go hunting one at a time, while the other two stayed and guarded the cabin. The Irishman goes out first and comes back with a fox. He says, very simply, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch fox.". Then the Englishman goes out and comes back with a rabbit. He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch rabbit.". Then it was the Newfie's turn. He goes out and comes back limping and badly beaten up. He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."

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Newfie Fridge - Newfoundland Labrador

Look at dat' by's!!!

It's a genuine

Newfie Fridge!!!

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Newfie Jedi

You might be a Newfie Jedi if.....

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1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by*'."

2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.

3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.

4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond.

5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.

6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.

7. The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather.

8. Even CP3O cannot understand what you are saying.

9. You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off someone from the Sundance (Bar on George Street) and Breezway (University Bar).

10. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer to give you unemployment insurance checks.

11. Your father has ever said to you, "Come on by' son, come on over 'ere to the dark side and have a Black Horse (Newfoundland brewed beer) witt yer old man."

12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend.

13. You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes from St. Pierre (Island belonging to France just of southern nf coast).

14. You have a Newfoundland dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

15. You think Andy Wells (St. John's mayor) and Brian Tobin (nf premier) are part of the dark side of the force.

16. You have ever fantasized about Danielle House wearing her hair like Princess Leia.+

17. You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your trailer to gravel pits.

18. Chewbacca is the lead of your dog sled team.

19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis.

20. You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene.

21. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... tell me what the hell your mother's getting on with by'?!"

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