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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Funny Homer Simpson Sayings and Funny Simpsons Picture!

Funny Homer Simpson Quotes!

  • All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
  • But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
  • 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
  • I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
  • Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
  • Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
  • Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
  • Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
  • Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  • I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
  • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
  • When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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