Why Newfoundland did not Join Iraq War

Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's..

10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der', unless we had a yammy dat' traveled on water!

9. Too busy hunting turrs and tailin' slips to catch rabbits.

8. Dim Iraqis don't like Canadian by's.

7.Did ya know Saddam's name turned around is "Mad Ass". Dat's funny!

6. No moose to shoot over der'.

5.  No Newfie music over der' on da' radio... and no Newfie jokes!!

4. Me troutin' license is no good over der.

3. Hockey Night in Canada is in Iraqi language.

2. We needs our army right here in case of another snow storm.

1. We all has to go in da' woods to cut wood fer next winter.

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Funny Newfie Version of Survivor

Did you know dat' NTV is making a Newfie show of Survivor". These are the rules by's:

All Newfies gotta take an obstacle course around Newfoundland and Labrador. They gotta go from St. John's to Port aux Basques, then back to Corner Brook, then to St. Anthony, where they swim across the channel to Labrador. From there dey' go to Goose Bay, Labrador City, and swim across the channel to Newfieland once again. Down the Northern Peninsula dey' go, stopping for coffee at Tim Hortons in every Tims dey find until dey' reach the finish line right smacl in da' middle of Newfoundland... Buchans!

Dey' gotta drive a four wheeler. On da' bumper sticker it says:

"DANNY WILLIAMS, THE BEST PREMIER SINCE JOEY SMALLWOOD."

Whoever gets dere' first id da' winner, and gets a 2 loads a wood, two rabbits, and 8 bottles of moose (donated by someones grandmudder').

One contestant was gonna travel on dis' bike but could't get his bike lock untied!

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