The Newfie in Space - Anudder Funny Newfee Joke

There was a newfie, an irishman and a frenchman that volunteered to go up in a space ship for 10 years. NASA asked each one what they would like a 10 year supply of.

The Irishman replied "I would love to have a 10 year supply of all the best whiskey!"

The Frenchman replied "I would love to have a 10 year supply of all the best food in the world!"

Then the Newfie replied "Smokes! I gotta have my smokes!"

So NASA packed them up and sent them off and then 10 years later they retured.

They asked each of them how they liked their things. The Irishman replied "Oh, I was drunk every second night!" and the Frenchman replied "Oh, I ate like a little pig!" and then the Newfie replied "Uh, gotta light?"

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I Follow Tracks... I Get Hit By Train...

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Newfie had decided to go on a hunting trip and were staying in a cabin in the woods.
They decided to go hunting one at a time, while the other two stayed and guarded the cabin.
The Irishman goes out first and comes back with a fox.
He says, very simply, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch fox.".
Then the Englishman goes out and comes back with a rabbit.
He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch rabbit.".
Then it was the Newfie's turn.
He goes out and comes back limping and badly beaten up.
He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."

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