FUNNY Booze/Beer WARNING Labels

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

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Remember by's, if ya drinks, DON'T DRIVE. Take a cab or git one of these designated drivers tingmajiggers. 'Ave a safe and happy Christmas!

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Haggler

Henry and Mike decide to leave Newfoundland and fly to Ontario. Before they leave, Henry's dad gives them a bit of advice: “You watch out for those Toronto cab drivers. If you give 'em an inch, they'll take a yard. They'll rob you blind. There's nothing you can do - except don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.”

At the airport in Toronto they hail a cab to take them to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, “That'll be twenty dollars, lads.”

“Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,”says Henry.

“And you'll only get fifteen from me too,” adds Mike.

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