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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Newfie Jedi

You might be a Newfie Jedi if.....


  • 1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by*'."

  • 2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.

  • 3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.

  • 4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond.

  • 5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.

  • 6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.

  • 7. The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather.

  • 8. Even CP3O cannot understand what you are saying.

  • 9. You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off someone from the Sundance (Bar on George Street) and Breezway (University Bar).

  • 10. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer to give you unemployment insurance checks.

  • 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Come on by' son, come on over 'ere to the dark side and have a Black Horse (Newfoundland brewed beer) witt yer old man."

  • 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend.

  • 13. You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes from St. Pierre (Island belonging to France just of southern nf coast).

  • 14. You have a Newfoundland dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

  • 15. You think Andy Wells (St. John's mayor) and Brian Tobin (nf premier) are part of the dark side of the force.

  • 16. You have ever fantasized about Danielle House wearing her hair like Princess Leia.+

  • 17. You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your trailer to gravel pits.

  • 18. Chewbacca is the lead of your dog sled team.

  • 19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis.

  • 20. You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene.

  • 21. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... tell me what the hell your mother's getting on with by'?!"
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