Moose Licence Application

NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR

AREA 36



Dept. of Toorism & Culchur

Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place


Sin Jon's, The Rock



WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________

WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________

IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______

IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________

WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________


WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________



1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:

Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___Too lazy to get off yer arse___

2. Do ya drink? ___

3. Ow' much?

Lots___By de gallons ___Beef buckets full___Till ya passes out___


4. What kind do ya drink?

'Ome brew ___De bought stuff___Anyting ya gets ya hands on___

5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?

Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___

6. Is ya a alkie?

Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___


7. Does ya go to AA?

Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___

8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?________

9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________

10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any?

All de time___Whenever ya kin git it___Not dat often b'y___


11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave?

I's rotten in da stuff___A bit___Haven got a cent___None of yer

bloody business ___

12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out?

Yup ___ Nope ___Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya___




ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT



1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.

Tru ___ Not ___

2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.

Tru ___ Not ___

3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin.


Tru ___ Not ___

4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'.

Tru ___ Not ___

5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.

Tru ___ Not ___



SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE


CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR.

YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW,
WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE.



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