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Showing posts with label newfoundland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label newfoundland. Show all posts
Thursday, December 22, 2011

Funny Newfie Version of Survivor

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Did you know dat' NTV is making a Newfie show of Survivor". These are the rules by's: All Newfies gotta take an obstacle cour...
Saturday, December 3, 2011

Two Newfies in Home Hardware - Funny Newfie Joke

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Another Funny Newfie Joke Two Newfoundlanders , one of them old and and the other young, push their shopping carts around Home Hardware an...
Friday, December 2, 2011

Funny Newfoundland Sayings

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Funny Newfoundland Sayings I'll be dere d'rackly (I'll be there right away) What a snarl!! (extreme mess) Well we rolle...
Monday, November 28, 2011

Newfoundland Wife Duties - Funny Newfie Joke!

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Newfoundland Wife Duties - Funny Newfie Joke! Three men from Ontario were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their...
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Funny Newfie Horseshoes Picture and Blind Newfie!

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Blind Newfie in the Swimming Pool (Toilet?) Funny Joke There once was a blind Newfoundlander who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on...
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

You Know You're From Newfoundland When... - FUNNY Newfie JOKE!

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You know you're from Newfoundland when... - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - You only know three spices - s...
Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Funny Moose Picture and Newfie Patch Joke!

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Two newfs are driving, both enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newf in the passenger seat says "he...
Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Engagement Self Portrait Painting with my Beautiful Wife

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Engagement Portrait Self-Portrait with my Beautiful Wife Oil on Canvas 3 feet by 4 feet 2011 ART by Graham Matthews I began this portr...
Saturday, November 5, 2011

A Few Funny Newfie (Newfoundland) Sayings

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Eyes like a caplin goin' offshore - (His eyes were bloodshot!) 'ere - (Here...note that some Newfies drop their h's and pick t...
Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Can't outsmart a Newfie - Funny Newfoundland Joke

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A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when...
Thursday, October 6, 2011

You know you're from Newfoundland when...

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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have l...
Monday, October 3, 2011

Newfie on the Patch - Funny Newfoundland Joke

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Two newfies are in a car enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newfie in the passenger seat says "He's ...
Sunday, October 2, 2011

Funny Newfoundland Computer Term Definitions

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1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter 2. Log off - Don't add no more wood 3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove 4. Download - Get...
Friday, September 30, 2011

Newfoundland Job Applicants

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A young man named Mike applied for an engineering position at a Newfoundland firm based in St, Johns. A Mainlander applied for the same job ...
Thursday, September 22, 2011

Potato Sack - Anudder Newfie Joke

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An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide ...
Monday, September 19, 2011

You know your from Newfoundland when....

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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have ...
Thursday, September 24, 2009

Manhole Counter - Anudder Funny One Fer Ya's

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A Newfie is jumping up and down on a manhole cover on Robson Street in Vancouver, shouting, “Forty-two, forty-two!” Along comes a Vancouveri...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Smart Logger - Funny Newfie Joke

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Smile! - Funny Newfie Joke!

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happe...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008

One Smart Newfie Logger - Har, Har - Funny!

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...