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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Why Newfoundland did not Join Iraq War

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Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's.. 10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der',...
Friday, October 7, 2011

The Newfie and the Rabbit

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A Mainlander was driving down the highway and he ran over a rabbit. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. As ...
Thursday, October 6, 2011

You know you're from Newfoundland when...

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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have l...
Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Airport Ride - George & Aggie - Funny Newfie Joke

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George & Aggie were in Boston for the first time to visit their son and family. As they reached the front door of the terminal they hail...
Monday, October 3, 2011

Newfie on the Patch - Funny Newfoundland Joke

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Two newfies are in a car enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newfie in the passenger seat says "He's ...
Friday, September 30, 2011

Newfoundland Job Applicants

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A young man named Mike applied for an engineering position at a Newfoundland firm based in St, Johns. A Mainlander applied for the same job ...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Smart Logger - Funny Newfie Joke

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Smile! - Funny Newfie Joke!

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happe...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008

One Smart Newfie Logger - Har, Har - Funny!

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...
Saturday, June 7, 2008

Newfie Joke - Dead Rabbit

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A Mainlander was driving down the highway and he ran over a rabbit. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. As ...
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Newfie Horse

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A feller from St. John's drove his car into a ditch out around da bay. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse na...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Newfie Job Interview

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A Newfie went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that newf", so he decide...
Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Newfie Pizza - Anudder Funny One!

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Q: A Newfie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please, I could never eat twelve p...
Sunday, March 23, 2008

Smile! - Another One of Those SILLY Newfie Jokes!

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happe...
Tuesday, March 18, 2008

First Newf in Toronto - HaHaHa!!!

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Q: How did the first Newfie get to Toronto? A: A bunch of Newfies were playing hockey on the frozen-over Gulf of St. Lawrence, and one g...
Thursday, March 6, 2008

Cross-Eyed Bull - Newfie Vet's "Proctocol" Remedy

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Garge owned the largest bull in Newfoundland, weighing over 3,800 pounds. The bull was a very majestic animal and was the talk of the town. ...
Monday, March 3, 2008

Cheer UP!!! -- LoL - This is Funny!

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[Two old Newfie friends meet at the mall…] NEWF: “Why do you look so sad?” Jack: “I’ve just come from the doctor. I not only have heart t...
Thursday, February 21, 2008

Lunch Box - Funny Newf Joke

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There once was three people, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a newfie. they were construction people and were working on a building 80m high. T...
Monday, January 21, 2008

Mouse Calibration - This is Hilarious!

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MOUSE CALIBRATION This really works. Is your mouse calibrated? You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lo...
Tuesday, December 18, 2007

FUNNY Booze/Beer WARNING Labels

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hun...