A newfie in a Gullivers taxi cab wanted to ask the taxi driver something and tapped him on da shoulder. The driver yelled, lost control of da' cab and stopped just in time.
The taxi driver said, "Don't ever dat again by'. You scared the livin' daylights outta me by'."
The passenger apologized and said he as sorry, he didn't expect da driver to be scared so much.
The taxi driver replied, "Not really yer fault by', dis' is my first day ever drivin' - I was a hearse driver for the past 25 years."
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