If MEN Ruled the World - Funny Joke!

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To "I love you."

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NHL Team of your choice.

At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. (Wouldn't help -- you STILL wouldn't remember!)

Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

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