Great comebacks for propositions .... for the female readers!
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
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