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Saturday, February 23, 2008
Dear Garge Letter - Anudder NEWFIE Joke Fer Yas!
A young Newfoundland girl, on a year’s training course in South Africa, recently received a "Dear Garge" letter from her boyfriend back home in St. John's. It read as follows:
Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Garge
Upset, Mary asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
Dear Garge,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Mary
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