"You know you're from Newfoundland when..." JOKE!

You know you're from Newfoundland when....

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1. - You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. - The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. - You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. - You have 10 favorite recipes for bottled moose.
6. - Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
7. - You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
8. - You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. - Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
10. - You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
11. - You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
12. - The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
13. - At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
14. - The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
15. - Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
16. - You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
17. - You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
18. - You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
19. - You find -40C a little nippy.
20. - The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
21. - You can play road hockey on skates.
22. - You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
23. - The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
24. - You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Newfie friends.

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