Signs You Had Too Much Coffee - PART 2 - Joke

Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s coffee.”

Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

All your kids are named “Joe.”

You don’t need a hammer to pound in nails.

Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

You buy milk by the barrel.

You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”

You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.