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Showing posts with label newfie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label newfie. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Why Newfoundland did not Join Iraq War

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Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's.. 10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der',...
Monday, December 5, 2011

Hitched Newfie Sailor - Funny Newfie Joke

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Funny Joke - Newfie Hitched  Newfie girls should like this funny joke! A brand new hitched Newfie sailor is told by the Canadian Armed Fo...
Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Can't outsmart a Newfie - Funny Newfoundland Joke

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A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when...
Friday, October 7, 2011

The Newfie and the Rabbit

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A Mainlander was driving down the highway and he ran over a rabbit. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. As ...
Thursday, October 6, 2011

You know you're from Newfoundland when...

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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have l...
Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Airport Ride - George & Aggie - Funny Newfie Joke

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George & Aggie were in Boston for the first time to visit their son and family. As they reached the front door of the terminal they hail...
Monday, October 3, 2011

Newfie on the Patch - Funny Newfoundland Joke

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Two newfies are in a car enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newfie in the passenger seat says "He's ...
Thursday, September 22, 2011

Potato Sack - Anudder Newfie Joke

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An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide ...
Monday, September 19, 2011

You know your from Newfoundland when....

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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have ...
Thursday, September 24, 2009

Manhole Counter - Anudder Funny One Fer Ya's

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A Newfie is jumping up and down on a manhole cover on Robson Street in Vancouver, shouting, “Forty-two, forty-two!” Along comes a Vancouveri...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Smart Logger - Funny Newfie Joke

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...
Sunday, November 2, 2008

Test for Fortune - Funny Newfie Joke

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A Newfie saw an ad in the newspaper that said; "Pass test and inherit my fortune." He went to the address the paper gave. And w...
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Smile! - Funny Newfie Joke!

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happe...
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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Biblical Quotations

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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners in Grand Bank. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no an...
Sunday, September 28, 2008

One Smart Newfie Logger - Har, Har - Funny!

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Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay...
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Showing A Horse - LOL - This One's Pretty Funny

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There was a guy he walked into this bar. On the door it read "If you can make my horse laugh then I will give you $50". So he wa...
Saturday, June 7, 2008

Newfie Joke - Dead Rabbit

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A Mainlander was driving down the highway and he ran over a rabbit. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. As ...
Sunday, May 4, 2008

Newfie Follower

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A Newfie was hired on in a warehouse in Toronto. On his first day on the job he was approached by a Caper. "Hi Newf" the Caper sai...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Newfie Job Interview

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A Newfie went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that newf", so he decide...
Saturday, April 5, 2008

Signs You Might Be a Newfie Jedi

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You might be a Newfie Jedi if..... ------------------------------------------------ 1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be w...