Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's..
10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der', unless we had a yammy dat' traveled on water!
9. Too busy hunting turrs and tailin' slips to catch rabbits.
8. Dim Iraqis don't like Canadian by's.
7.Did ya know Saddam's name turned around is "Mad Ass". Dat's funny!
6. No moose to shoot over der'.
5. No Newfie music over der' on da' radio... and no Newfie jokes!!
4. Me troutin' license is no good over der.
3. Hockey Night in Canada is in Iraqi language.
2. We needs our army right here in case of another snow storm.
1. We all has to go in da' woods to cut wood fer next winter.
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