Bank Robbery on Crutches and Mainland Tourist Joke

A mainland tourist, from "up along", chatting with an elder Newfoundland Fisherman, asked him if he had any sons to help him. The fisherman replied "Yes Sir, I have two living
and one in Toronto."

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Mouse Calibration - This is Hilarious!

MOUSE CALIBRATION

This really works.
Is your mouse calibrated?
You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see that this works!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
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I'M SURE YOU WILL SEND THIS ALONG TO YOUR FRIENDS

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Newfie 911 - Funny Newfoundland Joke

NEWFIE 911

Two Newfie buddies are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the side walk holding his chest. His budy quickly grabs the cell phone and dials 9-1-1.The Operator immediately asks: 'What is the emergency and where are you?'The Newfie buddy replies:' I don't know what happened, we were walkinghome on Eucalyptus street and my friend grabbed his chest and fell down!'

The operator asked: 'How do you spell the name of the street?' The phone seemed to go dead. The operator now really concerned kept shouting because she could hear him panting! Finally he came back on the line and said: 'I dragged him over to Oak street, that's O-A-K.'

Ice Fishing Joke

How many Newfies does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut a hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.