Did you know dat' NTV is making a Newfie show of Survivor". These are the rules by's:
All Newfies gotta take an obstacle course around Newfoundland and Labrador. They gotta go from St. John's to Port aux Basques, then back to Corner Brook, then to St. Anthony, where they swim across the channel to Labrador. From there dey' go to Goose Bay, Labrador City, and swim across the channel to Newfieland once again. Down the Northern Peninsula dey' go, stopping for coffee at Tim Hortons in every Tims dey find until dey' reach the finish line right smacl in da' middle of Newfoundland... Buchans!
Dey' gotta drive a four wheeler. On da' bumper sticker it says:
"DANNY WILLIAMS, THE BEST PREMIER SINCE JOEY SMALLWOOD."
Whoever gets dere' first id da' winner, and gets a 2 loads a wood, two rabbits, and 8 bottles of moose (donated by someones grandmudder').
One contestant was gonna travel on dis' bike but could't get his bike lock untied!
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