Newfie Sandwich - Funny Newfie Joke

A English man, a french man and a newfie are all constructions workers. One day at lunch time English man opens his lunch box and finds a peanut butter sandwich and say "if my wife makes me one more peanut butter sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself. The french man opens up his lunch box and finds a tuna sandwich and says "if my wife makes me one more tuna sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself". Then the Newfie opens up his lunch box and finds and egg salad sandwich and says"if my wife makes me one more egg salad sanwich, I'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself.

Sure enough, the next day at lunch, they all get the same sandwiches and plunge to their deaths. A few days later, at the funerals, the english mans wife says "only if he told me he didn't like peanut butter sandwiches" The french mans wife says"only if he told me he didn't like tuna sanwiches". Thw newfie man's wife then says "but I don't understand, he's been making his own lunches for weeks!"

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