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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Signs You Had Too Much Coffee - PART 2 - Joke

  • Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s coffee.”

  • Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

  • You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

  • You can jump-start your car without cables.

  • Cocaine is a downer.

  • All your kids are named “Joe.”

  • You don’t need a hammer to pound in nails.

  • Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”

  • You don’t sweat, you percolate.

  • You buy milk by the barrel.

  • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

  • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

  • You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

  • People get dizzy just watching you.

  • When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”

  • You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.

  • The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
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